Just swagged on everyone.
things you can jack:
- my meat perhaps?
things you can’t jack:
- my swag
"guys we’re on tv"
take a shot every time:
- johnson tries to score and fails
- mignolet is a god
- a commentator mentions the slip
- sterling is incredible
- sturridge points and smiles
- brendan writes his shopping list (that pad of paper is a shopping list okay)
- johnson is in the wrong half
- a commentator mentions suarez
- coutinho somehow gets past 500 defenders
If you play this game you will die of alcohol poisoning